and so she said

Mar. 27, 2010 at 9:20pm with 60 notes

Reblogged from meaghano

nedhepburn:

also remember when Meaghan would just blog about boys and now she’s kind of like the Suze Orman of Web 2.0?

I used to blog about boys before all the boys had blogs.

SIGH.

remember when people started attacking meaghano because they realized that after reading her blog that even her pinky finger was more witty, adorable, intelligent, and thought provoking?

yeah, me too.

go back and listen to arcade fire and karen O which you found out about after watching “where the wild things are” because NO IT REALLY WAS your favorite book when you were little, and it meant more to you THAN EVERYONE ELSE because your relationship with your parent’s was BROKEN because daddy didn’t love you because they wouldn’t let you dye your hair pink and so it brought you together.

pull out your latest copy of Palahniuk, and while your at it pull down your septum piercing because you’re getting on the train and you want everyone to see how artistic you are.

start and end sentence with the word “essentially” and then bitch out all your followers for deleting your re-blog credit.

tell us why everyone else’s opinion on politics is wrong because you’ve taken your first semester of sophomore government and your professor is enlightened by the lord of government himself.

make sure everyone knows about your love for all things “my little ponies”, “teenage mutant ninja turtles”, and “marvel comics” because it’s ironic.

not but seriously, i value every single picture that you post that you didn’t take yourself, and all of the meaningful, interesting things you post which are stolen from someone else, and i’m really glad i have no idea who you are as a person because all you post that is yours’ or original happens to be pictures of your not-so-ample bosom, because, hey, that’s more important than creative endeavors because it gets you more followers, and internet dick. (maybe they’ll invent a usb drive allowing your online lover to stick his hoo-ha in so that you can share that intimacy once and for all).

as for me, i’ll follow meaghan. i’ll still sit entranced reading about the nightmare her train ride was and how hard it is to be the only female in an office of males trying to make this site work, while people online will bitch about how it’s “not really that cool” after wasting no less than five hours a day on here.

i bet if all she wrote about was pimple popping she’d still write with more punch and pizazz than you’d write about, i don’t know? say surviving a nuclear holocaust, or even your very own first hand account of being probed and man-handled by aliens that bared a striking resemblance to anne heche.