in honor of easter

my boyfriend bought us a scale that proudly announces 

1) BMI

2) Weight

3) “thin”, “average”, “higher than average”, “overweight”, “OBESE”, and “MORBIDLY OBESE”.

It’s a horrific, terrible, cruel, awful little thing and i almost have a mind to write Homedics™, and Bed Bath and Beyond™ and let them know how they’ve forever ruined my easters, anon, and let them know they’ll be paying heavily for my pain and suffering.

or i’ll just lose the 20 lbs in three months like my boyfriend and i have agreed to do together. in which case i’ll probably write them love letters.

either way, “he is risen” and apparently we shall be…”fallen(?)”

happy easter everyone!